If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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