I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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