he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
