CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
His hands were made for my vagina.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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