Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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