And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
