She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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