Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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