It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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