Who did Billy Mays play for?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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