ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize