i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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