elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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