I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
high people should be assigned attendants
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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