There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
ugly people sure do ruin things
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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