The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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