i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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