He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
