but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Of course I have a pirate flag
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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