Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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