I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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