I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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