Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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