Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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