69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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