We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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