69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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