I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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