question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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