It's like God shit irony all over that family
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm experimenting with sincerity
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
