I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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