Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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