If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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