Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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