one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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