Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Can I color on your dick again?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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