I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
