I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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