I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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