weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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