Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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