So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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