forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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