why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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