no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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