I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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