yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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