They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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