I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
time to smoke my breakfast
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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