i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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