Its about making memories worth repressing
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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